Monday, March 30, 2020

花生漫畫版，如果改寫得不好，歡迎提供意見令本文更貼地。

Miss Othmar約一衆花生漫畫的角色討論學校學生會選President事宜。

問： 很久沒有見過Pig-pen， 有沒有他消息？
回答：他仍未洗完手啊...

Miss Othmar再問： Lucy and Linus在哪？
答： 他們一家五口再加上祖父母太多人，不夠口罩啊。

Miss Othmar又問：Marcie那裏去？
答： 她戴眼鏡，找不到戴眼鏡專用的保護鏡呀...

Miss Othmar沒好氣再問：Woodstock呢？
答： Woodstock唔記得自己燒緊棉花糖，佢用完酒精洗手，點知成身著🔥燒傷，好在Conrad 立即用水淋熄佢，佢先至無變成燒雞... 現在無乜大礙，但佢都要入廠。

Miss Othmar問：咁點解Olivier, Fred, Harriet, Bill, Raymond, Roy, Wilson果幾隻雀都無浦頭呢?
答： 佢地班雀友多過4個聚集俾人拉左😇

Miss Othmar又問：Woodstock不是1972年11月10日扮過蝙蝠嗎？他的蝙蝠朋友又去咗邊呢？
答：喺武漢俾人類食咗，唔係人類點會中病毒。

Miss Othmar甚為不悅，說： 還有誰未到？
答： Sally見到Linus後面紅疑似發燒， 自我隔離中... Little Red-Haired Girl去完探病咗的嫲嫲後未能入境...

Charlie Brown: 其實Miss Othmar, 你不用專程約我們來開會的，呢個世界有樣嘢叫Zoom網上開會啊！
Miss Othmar: 我想見你們真身派Easter Eggs啊！

最後Miss Othmar無可奈何宣布休會至少十四天至另行通知。

Miss Othmar再問：Snoopy果邊情況係點？
眾花生漫畫角色答：只有佢仍然未封關, 歡迎大家去佢狗屋比佢beagle kiss...
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A joke under COVID-19, which is happening in Hong Kong.

Miss Othmar wants to have a face-to-face meeting with the Peanuts gang, in order to discuss the election of the Student Union’s President.

Miss Othmar: Where’s Pig-pen?
Peanuts gang: He is still washing his hands...

Miss Othmar: Where are Lucy and Linus?
Peanuts gang: They don’t have enough surgical masks for a family of five members plus their grandparents...

Miss Othmar: Where’s Marcie?
Peanuts gang: She cannot find an anti-virus goggle specially designed for those who are wearing glasses...

Miss Othmar: Where’s Woodstock?
Peanuts gang: Woodstock is roasting marshmallows when he tries to use alcoholic hand-wash... He gets a burn. Conrad immediately saves him by pulling a bucket of water into him, so he does not become a roasted chicken. He is now in the hospital, although not in a critical situation...

Miss Othmar: Then, where are other birds, Olivier, Fred, Harriet, Bill, Raymond, Roy?
Peanuts gang: Their gathering has more than four... sent to the police under the recent new law...

Miss Othmar: I remember Woodstock had a bat friend on 1972/11/10... Where is he now?

Peanuts gang: He is eaten by the Wuhan people, and that’s why we have this COVID-19 now...

Miss Othmar (a bit angry): Is there anyone else who hasn’t arrived yet?
Peanuts gang: Sally, after seeing her sweet babboo, gets a blush which looks like she is getting a fever. Therefore she has to quarantine herself... Little Red-Haired Girl went to her home country to visit her sick grandmother and then she cannot return to our country...

Charlie Brown: Actually, we can use video-conferencing software “ZOOM” to have an online meeting instead of a face-to-face meeting.
Miss Othmar: But I want to see you in order to distribute Easter eggs!

Miss Othmar decides to postpone the meeting for at least 14 days until further notice.

Miss Othmar: Finally, how’s Snoopy?
Peanuts gang: Snoopy is the only one who hasn’t locked down... He welcomes us to visit his doghouse and has a beagle hug...

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Thursday, March 19, 2020


Snoopy's Many Roles

Compiled by Derrick Bang

  1. A bird (August 9, 1951)
  2. A baseball umpire (of sorts) -- 8/24/51 (and again on 6/22/54)
  3. A car motor (January 12, 1952)
  4. A shark (July 21, 1954)
  5. A wolf (January 26, 1955)
  6. A rhinoceros (February 22, 1955)
  7. Mr. Spaceman (March 22, 1955)
  8. A snake (August 29, 1955)
  9. Violet (November 17, 1955)
  10. A pelican (November 21, 1955)
  11. Lucy (November 22, 1955)
  12. A moose (November 24, 1955)
  13. Beethoven (November 25, 1955)
  14. Mickey Mouse (November 26, 1955)
  15. A giraffe (February 7, 1956)
  16. A kangaroo (February 8, 1956)
  17. An alligator (February 28, 1956)
  18. A lion (May 3, 1956)
  19. A python (June 14, 1956 — term "python" applied on July 25)
  20. An elephant (September 17, 1956)
  21. A polar bear (February 7, 1957)
  22. A mule (July 14, 1957)
  23. A circus dog (July 24, 1957)
  24. A sea monster (August 23, 1957)
  25. A penguin (December 31, 1957)
  26. An anteater (March 1, 1958)
  27. A bald eagle (May 12, 1958)
  28. A vulture (May 13, 1958)
  29. A tiger (June 15, 1958)
  30. A goat (June 18, 1958)
31.    A gopher -- 1/7/59
  1. Big Man on the Campus (January 29, 1959)
  2. A bloodhound (March 26, 1959)
34.  A vampire bat -- 5/15/59 (and, on 11/10/72, a "regular" bat)
  1. A cow (June 14, 1959)
  2. A baby (June 23, 1959)
  3. A cricket (September 12, 1959)
  4. A mountain lion (November 29, 1959)
  5. A TV antenna (January 7, 1960)
  6. A whirlydog  (March 14, 1960)
  7. Dracula (April 18, 1960)
  8. A dinosaur (July 7, 1960)
  9. The Mad Punter (December 12, 1960)
  10. A ship's captain (January 29, 1961)
  11. A rabbit (March 16, 1961)
  12. A gorilla (March 21, 1961)
  13. A lost calf (March 26, 1961)
  14. A salmon (October 17, 1961)
  15. A hood ornament (November 24, 1961)
  16. The chairman of the board (February 13, 1962)
  17. A fierce jungle ape (May 3, 1962)
  18. A shepherd (July 1, 1962)
  19. A gargoyle (September 27, 1962)
  20. A teddy bear (December 28, 1962)
  21. A watchdog (April 21, 1963)
  22. A weather vane (June 1, 1963)
57.  An ice-skating champion  --  2/23/64
  1. A parrot (December 19, 1964)
  2. A sheep (December 24, 1964)
60.   A partridge in a pear tree  --  12/25/64
  1. A trapeze artist (March 2, 1965)
  2. A skateboard champion (March 29, 1965)
  3. A bowling ace (April 14, 1965)
64.   An assistant psychiatrist (for Lucy)  --  6/25/65
  1. The World Famous Author/Novelist (July 12, 1965), although "world famous" is not indicated until pictured in the title panel of Sunday, July 13, 1969 and Snoopy describes himself as such on September 9, 1969.
  2. A surfer (August 5, 1965)
  3. The World Famous French Foreign Legionnaire (August 22, 1965)
  4. The World War I Flying Ace (October 10, 1965)
69.   A soldier of the French Foreign Legion  --  3/21/66
  1. The WWI army surgeon (November 24, 1966)
  2. The "Masked Marvel" (February 9, 1967)
  3. A piranha (March 25, 1967)
  4. The Cheshire Beagle (April 18, 1967)
  5. A leopard (June 18, 1967)
  6. A secret agent (September 7, 1967)
  7. The World Famous Hockey Player (October 8, 1967)
  8. The Creature from the Sea (January 12, 1968)
  9. A school principal (January 30, 1968)
  10. The World Famous Baseball Manager (March 13, 1968)
  11. The World Famous Golf Pro (April 8, 1968)
  12. The Easter Bunny (April 14, 1968)
82.   The World-Famous Wrist Wrestler  --  4/24/68
  1. A jogger (August 19, 1968)
  2. Captain of the Rescue Squad (January 27, 1969)
  3. The World Famous Hockey Goalie (February 10, 1969)
  4. A prairie dog (February 12, 1969)
  5. The World Famous Astronaut (March 8, 1969)
88.   The tether-ball champion  --  5/28/69
  1. The World Famous Roller Derby Star (July 4, 1969)
90.  The World-Famous Baseball Superstar  --  7/31/69
91.    The World-Famous Football Star  --  9/16/69
  1. The WWII Veteran (November 11, 1969)
  2. The World Famous Quarterback (November 23, 1969)
  3. The World Famous Skier (December 15, 1969)
  4. The "Head Beagle" (February 16, 1970)
  5. The World Famous Tennis Player (June 11, 1970)
  6. The World Famous Grocery Clerk (August 25, 1970)
  7. The World Famous Swinger (November 30, 1970)
  8. The Easter Beagle (April 11, 1971)
  9. A sheep dog (April 25, 1971)
  10. Joe Cool (May 27, 1971)
  11. The World Famous Football Coach (September 2, 1971)
  12. The World Famous Swimmer (October 2, 1971)
  13. The World Famous Skater (December 6, 1971)
  14. The World Famous Attorney (January 12, 1972)
  15. Captain of the Starship Enterprise (February 7, 1972)
  16. A pirate (August 14, 1972)
  17. A bat (November 10, 1972)
  18. Woodstock (January 6, 1973)
  19. A football team doctor (December 2, 1973)
111.   The Pawpet Theater Host  --  3/17/74
112.  A streaker  --  5/6/74
113.  The Beagle Scout (initially a "tenderpaw")  --  5/13/74
  1. The World Famous Crabby Skating Pro (November 7, 1974)
  2. Joe Motocross (February 18, 1975)
  3. The World Famous Truffle Hound (March 24, 1975)
  4. A horse (April 2, 1975)
  5. An airplane mechanic (June 24, 1975)
  6. A man from the chamber of commence (July 2, 1975)
  7. The World-Famous Jogger  --  5/17/76
121.  A helicopter  --  2/1/77
122. A crop-duster  --  7/10/77
  1. The Statue of Liberty (September 12, 1977)
  2. An owl (October 27, 1977)
  3. Peppermint Patty (December 5, 1977)
126. A traffic copter  --  10/8/78
  1. The World Famous Disco Dancer (October 16, 1978)
  2. The April Fool (April 1, 1979)
  3. Blackjack Snoopy, the World Famous River Boat Gambler (May 30, 1979)
  4. The World Famous Surveyor (June 18, 1979)
  5. A scarecrow (June 22, 1979)
132. A fierce python  --  10/9/79
  1. A fierce jungle animal (October 28, 1979)
  2. A bow and arrow hunter (January 15, 1980)
  3. Dr. Beagle and Mr. Hyde (March 19, 1980)
  4. A rattlesnake (March 28, 1980)
  5. The World Famous Census Taker (March 31 1980)
  6. John McEnroe (May 6, 1980)
  7. Tracy Austin (May 7, 1980)
  8. John Newcombe (May 8, 1980)
  9. The World Famous Advice Columnist (October 12, 1980)
142. A Zamboni driver  --  12/5/80
  1. A painter (June 12, 1981)
  2. Joe Preppy (July 30, 1981)
  3. The World Famous Hired Hand (February 27, 1982)
  4. The World Famous Surgeon (July 12, 1982)
  5. Joe Sandbagger (October 25, 1982)
  6. A chariot race driver (November 27, 1983)
  7. Flashbeagle (November 29, 1983)
  8. The Little Red-Haired Girl (February 10, 1985)
  9. A "punker" (August 7, 1985)
  10. The World Famous Explorer (August 18, 1985)
  11. The Lone Beagle (October 21, 1985)
  12. The World Famous Agent (September 15, 1986)
155. Joe Aerobics  --  7/11/87
  1. An ape (August 21, 1988)
  2. Alistair Beagle (June 27, 1989)
158. "Shoeless" Joe Beagle  --  8/27/89
  1. Santa Claus (December 18, 1989)
160. Joe Bungie  --  8/5/90
161.  A tennis ball-beagle  --  8/12/90
  1. An "October beast" (October 2, 1990)
  2. The World Famous Flagman (January 9, 1991)
  3. A beaver (June 17, 1991)
165. A school honor student  --  9/19/91
  1. A trained service technician (October 10, 1991)
167. A wounded soldier  --  2/23/92
168. A ventriloquist  --  4/13/92
  1. An "Ace Airlines" pilot (June 8, 1992)
  2. Joe Grunge (April 26, 1993)
  3. World Famous G.I (June 6, 1994)
  4. The World Famous Hockey Coach (October 23, 1994)
  5. Joe Blackjack (August 30, 1995)
  6. Blackbeagle (February 27, 1996)
  7. A Revolutionary War Patriot (January 5, 1997)
176. Blackbeagle, the World Famous Pirate  --  7/31/97
  1. The World-Famous Big-Rig Operator (March 28, 1998)
  2. The Scott Fitzgerald Hero (May 21, 1998)
179. A diving expert  --  7/1/99
  1. The World Famous Orthopedic Surgeon (August 26, 1999)
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