Monday, March 30, 2020

花生漫畫版,如果改寫得不好,歡迎提供意見令本文更貼地。

Miss Othmar約一衆花生漫畫的角色討論學校學生會選President事宜。

問: 很久沒有見過Pig-pen, 有沒有他消息?
回答:他仍未洗完手啊...

Miss Othmar再問: Lucy and Linus在哪?
答: 他們一家五口再加上祖父母太多人,不夠口罩啊。

Miss Othmar又問:Marcie那裏去?
答: 她戴眼鏡,找不到戴眼鏡專用的保護鏡呀...

Miss Othmar沒好氣再問:Woodstock呢?
答: Woodstock唔記得自己燒緊棉花糖,佢用完酒精洗手,點知成身著🔥燒傷,好在Conrad 立即用水淋熄佢,佢先至無變成燒雞... 現在無乜大礙,但佢都要入廠。

Miss Othmar問:咁點解Olivier, Fred, Harriet, Bill, Raymond, Roy, Wilson果幾隻雀都無浦頭呢?
答: 佢地班雀友多過4個聚集俾人拉左😇

Miss Othmar又問:Woodstock不是1972年11月10日扮過蝙蝠嗎?他的蝙蝠朋友又去咗邊呢?
答:喺武漢俾人類食咗,唔係人類點會中病毒。

Miss Othmar甚為不悅,說: 還有誰未到?
答: Sally見到Linus後面紅疑似發燒, 自我隔離中... Little Red-Haired Girl去完探病咗的嫲嫲後未能入境...

Charlie Brown: 其實Miss Othmar, 你不用專程約我們來開會的,呢個世界有樣嘢叫Zoom網上開會啊!
Miss Othmar: 我想見你們真身派Easter Eggs啊!

最後Miss Othmar無可奈何宣布休會至少十四天至另行通知。

Miss Othmar再問:Snoopy果邊情況係點?
眾花生漫畫角色答:只有佢仍然未封關, 歡迎大家去佢狗屋比佢beagle kiss...
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A joke under COVID-19, which is happening in Hong Kong.

Miss Othmar wants to have a face-to-face meeting with the Peanuts gang, in order to discuss the election of the Student Union’s President.

Miss Othmar: Where’s Pig-pen?
Peanuts gang: He is still washing his hands...

Miss Othmar: Where are Lucy and Linus?
Peanuts gang: They don’t have enough surgical masks for a family of five members plus their grandparents...

Miss Othmar: Where’s Marcie?
Peanuts gang: She cannot find an anti-virus goggle specially designed for those who are wearing glasses...

Miss Othmar: Where’s Woodstock?
Peanuts gang: Woodstock is roasting marshmallows when he tries to use alcoholic hand-wash... He gets a burn. Conrad immediately saves him by pulling a bucket of water into him, so he does not become a roasted chicken. He is now in the hospital, although not in a critical situation...

Miss Othmar: Then, where are other birds, Olivier, Fred, Harriet, Bill, Raymond, Roy?
Peanuts gang: Their gathering has more than four... sent to the police under the recent new law...

Miss Othmar: I remember Woodstock had a bat friend on 1972/11/10... Where is he now?

Peanuts gang: He is eaten by the Wuhan people, and that’s why we have this COVID-19 now...

Miss Othmar (a bit angry): Is there anyone else who hasn’t arrived yet?
Peanuts gang: Sally, after seeing her sweet babboo, gets a blush which looks like she is getting a fever. Therefore she has to quarantine herself... Little Red-Haired Girl went to her home country to visit her sick grandmother and then she cannot return to our country...

Charlie Brown: Actually, we can use video-conferencing software “ZOOM” to have an online meeting instead of a face-to-face meeting.
Miss Othmar: But I want to see you in order to distribute Easter eggs!

Miss Othmar decides to postpone the meeting for at least 14 days until further notice.

Miss Othmar: Finally, how’s Snoopy?
Peanuts gang: Snoopy is the only one who hasn’t locked down... He welcomes us to visit his doghouse and has a beagle hug...

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