Miss Othmar約一衆花生漫畫的角色討論學校學生會選President事宜。
問： 很久沒有見過Pig-pen， 有沒有他消息？
回答：他仍未洗完手啊...
Miss Othmar再問： Lucy and Linus在哪？
答： 他們一家五口再加上祖父母太多人，不夠口罩啊。
Miss Othmar又問：Marcie那裏去？
答： 她戴眼鏡，找不到戴眼鏡專用的保護鏡呀...
Miss Othmar沒好氣再問：Woodstock呢？
答： Woodstock唔記得自己燒緊棉花糖，佢用完酒精洗手，點知成身著🔥燒傷，好在Conrad 立即用水淋熄佢，佢先至無變成燒雞... 現在無乜大礙，但佢都要入廠。
Miss Othmar問：咁點解Olivier, Fred, Harriet, Bill, Raymond, Roy, Wilson果幾隻雀都無浦頭呢?
答： 佢地班雀友多過4個聚集俾人拉左😇
Miss Othmar又問：Woodstock不是1972年11月10日扮過蝙蝠嗎？他的蝙蝠朋友又去咗邊呢？
答：喺武漢俾人類食咗，唔係人類點會中病毒。
Miss Othmar甚為不悅，說： 還有誰未到？
答： Sally見到Linus後面紅疑似發燒， 自我隔離中... Little Red-Haired Girl去完探病咗的嫲嫲後未能入境...
Charlie Brown: 其實Miss Othmar, 你不用專程約我們來開會的，呢個世界有樣嘢叫Zoom網上開會啊！
Miss Othmar: 我想見你們真身派Easter Eggs啊！
最後Miss Othmar無可奈何宣布休會至少十四天至另行通知。
Miss Othmar再問：Snoopy果邊情況係點？
眾花生漫畫角色答：只有佢仍然未封關, 歡迎大家去佢狗屋比佢beagle kiss...
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A joke under COVID-19, which is happening in Hong Kong.
Miss Othmar wants to have a face-to-face meeting with the
Peanuts gang, in order to discuss the election of the Student Union’s
President.
Miss Othmar: Where’s Pig-pen?
Peanuts gang: He is still washing his hands...
Miss Othmar: Where are Lucy and Linus?
Peanuts gang: They don’t have enough surgical masks for a
family of five members plus their grandparents...
Miss Othmar: Where’s Marcie?
Peanuts gang: She cannot find an anti-virus goggle specially
designed for those who are wearing glasses...
Miss Othmar: Where’s Woodstock?
Peanuts gang: Woodstock is roasting marshmallows when he
tries to use alcoholic hand-wash... He gets a burn. Conrad immediately saves
him by pulling a bucket of water into him, so he does not become a roasted
chicken. He is now in the hospital, although not in a critical situation...
Miss Othmar: Then, where are other birds, Olivier, Fred,
Harriet, Bill, Raymond, Roy?
Peanuts gang: Their gathering has more than four... sent to
the police under the recent new law...
Miss Othmar: I remember Woodstock had a bat friend on
1972/11/10... Where is he now?
Peanuts gang: He is eaten by the Wuhan people, and that’s
why we have this COVID-19 now...
Miss Othmar (a bit angry): Is there anyone else who hasn’t
arrived yet?
Peanuts gang: Sally, after seeing her sweet babboo, gets a
blush which looks like she is getting a fever. Therefore she has to quarantine
herself... Little Red-Haired Girl went to her home country to visit her sick
grandmother and then she cannot return to our country...
Charlie Brown: Actually, we can use video-conferencing
software “ZOOM” to have an online meeting instead of a face-to-face meeting.
Miss Othmar: But I want to see you in order to distribute
Easter eggs!
Miss Othmar decides to postpone the meeting for at least 14
days until further notice.
Miss Othmar: Finally, how’s Snoopy?
Peanuts gang: Snoopy is the only one who hasn’t locked down...
He welcomes us to visit his doghouse and has a beagle hug...
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