12星座性格Peanuts Version

十二星座性格Peanuts version
(星座非精密科學。Seeyan個人創作, 歡迎提供意見。I am an Aries!)

1977-09-18

白羊座 Aries 21/3-20/4
媽媽經常叮囑Lucy：“穿裙子時不可以蕩秋千；不然，會被小男生看到裏面的小內褲哦！”
有一天，Lucy高興地對媽媽說：“今天我和Schroeder比賽蕩秋千，我贏了！”
媽媽生氣地說：“不是告訴過你嗎？穿裙子時不要蕩秋千！”
Lucy驕傲地說：“可是我好聰明哦！我把裏面的小內褲脫掉了，這樣他就看不到我的小內褲了！”
（勇敢直率、敢做敢為的白羊）
Lucy's birthday 1959-04-10 / 1963-04-07

金牛座 Taurus 21/4-20/5
賣瓜小販：“快來吃西瓜，不甜不要錢！”
饑渴的Franklin：“哇！太好了，老闆，來個不甜的！”
（持家、想出軌又顧全自己的金牛）
(註：舒爾茲老師其實沒有設定Franklin的星座。)

雙子座 Gemini 21/5-21/6
媽媽叫Sally起床：“快點起來！公雞都叫好幾遍了！”
Sally說：“公雞叫和我有什麼關係？我又不是母雞！”
（自我意識強烈、自行思維的雙子）
Sally's birthday 1959-05-26

巨蟹座 Cancer 22/6-22/7
公車上，Woodstock說：“今晚我要和媽媽睡！”
媽媽問道：“你將來娶了媳婦也和媽媽睡阿？”
Woodstock不假思索：“嗯！”
媽媽又問：“那你媳婦怎麼辦？”
Woodstock想了半天，說：“好辦，讓她跟爸爸睡！”
媽媽：“！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……—”
再看爸爸，已經熱淚盈眶啦！
（戀母情結、依戀的巨蟹）
(註：舒爾茲老師曾經設定Woodstock是雙子座，但筆者認為他性格比較像巨蟹座。)
Woodstock's birthday 1970-5-21

獅子座 Leo 23/7-22/8
Snoopy去參加奶奶的壽宴。到了吃壽包的時候，Snoopy問：“我們為什麼要吃這種像屁股的壽包？”
眾人聽了臉色大變。
接著Snoopy撥開壽包，看看裏面的豆沙，說：“奶奶，快看！裏面還有大便！”
眾人暈的暈，吐的吐。
（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的驕傲的獅子）
Snoopy's birthday 1968-08-10

處女座 Virgo 23/8-22/9
Marcie對肚臍很好奇，就問爸爸。
爸爸把臍帶連著胎兒與母體的道理簡單地講了一下，說：“嬰兒離開母體之後，醫生把臍帶減斷，並打了一個結，後來就成了肚臍。”
Marcie：“那醫生為什麼不打個蝴蝶結？”
（好奇心強又追求完美的處女）
(註：舒爾茲老師曾經設定Marcie是天蠍座，但筆者認為她性格比較像處女座。 )

Marcie's birthday 1990-11-09

天秤座 Libra 23/9-23/10
父親對Peppermint Patty說：“今天不要上學了，昨晚你媽媽給你生了兩個弟弟。你給老師說一下就行了。”
Peppermint Patty卻回答：“爸爸，我只說生了一個；另一個，我想留著下星期不想上時再說！”
（聰明、權衡利弊的天平）
Peppermint Patty's birthday 1970-10-04

天蠍座 Scorpio 24/10-22/11
Charlie Brown 剛睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起來趕蚊子，卻怎麼也趕不出去。沒法，便指著蚊子說：“好吧，你不出去我出去！”邊說邊出了房間，把門使勁關，得意地說：“哼！我今晚不進屋，非把你餓死不可！”
（搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蠍）
Charlie Brown's birthday 1950-10-30

射手座 Sagittarius 23/11-21/12
Linus：“爸爸，為什麼你有那麼多白頭髮？”
爸爸：“因為你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白頭髮啊。”
Linus：……（疑惑中）
Linus：“那為什麼爺爺全部都是白頭髮？”
爸爸：！＠＃＄％︿＆＊（……
（喜歡思考的射手）
(註：舒爾茲老師曾經設定Linus是天秤座，但筆者認為他性格比較像人馬座。)
Linus' birthday 195x-10-05

摩羯座 Capricorn 22/12-19/1
一天，Schroeder跟媽媽上街；走在路上，突然下起雨來。
媽媽拉過Schroeder的小手，說：“下雨了，快往前跑啊！”
Schroeder慢條斯理地問：“那前面就不下雨嘍！？”
（明白現實懶得改變的山羊）
Schroeder's birthday 1954-01-18

水瓶座 Aquarius 20/1-18/2
Rerun問媽媽：“為什麼稱孫中山先生為『先人』？”
媽媽說：“因為‘先人’是對死去的人的稱呼。”
Rerun說：“那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鮮奶』？”
（天生的另類、腦筋思考永遠和常人不一樣的水瓶）
(註：舒爾茲老師曾經設定Rerun是雙子座，但筆者認為他性格比較像水瓶座。)
Rerun's birthday 1972-05-23

雙魚座 Pisces 19/2-20/3
爸爸給Lila講小時候經常挨餓的事。
聽完後，Lila兩眼含淚，十分同情地問：“哦，爸爸，你是因為沒飯吃才來我們家的嗎？”
（富含豐富同情心、不分情況物件的雙魚）
(註：舒爾茲老師其實沒有設定Lila的星座。)

那麼你又是哪一個星座?

Twelve constellation characters Peanuts version
(Horoscope Signs are not science. I am an Aries!)

 
Aries 21/3-20/4
Mom often swears Lucy: "You can't swing when you wear a skirt; otherwise, the little boy will see the little underwear inside you!"
One day, Lucy said happily to her mother: "Today I played with Schroeder and I won!"
Mom said angrily: "Don't you tell you? Don't swing when you wear a skirt!"
Lucy said proudly: "But I am so smart! I took off the little underwear inside, so he couldn't see my panties!"
(Aries who are brave and straightforward, dare to do it)
Lucy's birthday 1959-04-10 / 1963-04-07

 
Taurus 21/4-20/5
Sell melon hawkers: "Come and eat watermelon, not sweet, don't want money!"
Horny Franklin: "Wow! Great, boss, give me one that is not sweet!"
(holding a family, wanting to derail and taking care of your own Taurus)
(Note: Schulz did not actually set Franklin's constellation.)

 
Gemini 21/5-21/6
My mother called Sally to get up: "Come on! The cock is called several times!"
Sally said: "What does the rooster call me? I am not a hen!"
(Gemini with strong self-awareness and self-thinking)
Sally's birthday 1959-05-26
 

Cancer 22/6-22/7
On the bus, Woodstock said: "I want to sleep with my mother tonight!"
Mother asked: "Would you marry your wife and sleep with my mother?"
Woodstock doesn't think about it: "Well!"
Mother asked again: "What about your wife?"
Woodstock thought for a long time and said, "It's easy to let her sleep with Dad!"
Mom: "!@#$%<&*(...-"
Look at Dad, already tears!
(Oedipus complex, attached to the Cancer)
(Note: Schulz once set Woodstock to be Gemini, but the author thinks his character is more like Cancer.)
Woodstock's birthday 1970-05-21
 

Leo 23/7-22/8
Snoopy went to the grandma's birthday party. When it was time to eat the birthday bag, Snoopy asked: "Why are we going to eat this kind of ass-like life bag?"
Everyone listened to his face changed.
Then Snoopy opened the birthday bag and looked at the bean paste inside. He said, "Grandma, look! There are stools inside!"
Everyone is dizzy, spit.
(a lion who is self-feeling and not afraid of the eyes of others)

Snoopy's birthday 1968-08-10

 
Virgo 23/8-22/9
Marcie was very curious about the navel and asked her father.
Dad briefly said that the umbilical cord was connected to the mother and the mother, saying: "After the baby left the mother, the doctor cut the umbilical cord and hit a knot, and later became the navel."
Marcie: "Why didn't the doctor make a bow?"
(Curiosity and the pursuit of perfection)
(Note: Schulz did not actually set Marcie's constellation.)

(Note: Schulz once set Marcie to be Scorpio, but the author thinks her character is more like Virgo.)
Marcie's birthday 1990-11-09

 
Libra 23/9-23/10
Father said to Peppermint Patty: "Don't go to school today. Your mother gave birth to two younger brothers last night. You can tell the teacher."
Peppermint Patty replied: "Dad, I only said that I have one; another, I want to keep it next week when I don't want to go!"
(smart, weighing the pros and cons of the balance)
Peppermint Patty's birthday 1970-10-04

 
Scorpio 24/10-22/11
When Charlie Brown just fell asleep, he called the mosquitoes a sip.
He got up to catch mosquitoes, but he couldn’t get out. No way, he pointed at the mosquito and said, "Well, you don't go out and go out!" He said that he had left the room and said that he was smug and smug: "Hey! I will not enter the house tonight, not to starve you." !"
(I don’t understand, don’t follow the common sense of the day)
Charlie Brown's birthday 1950-10-30

 
Sagittarius 23/11-21/12
Linus: "Dad, why do you have so much white hair?"
Dad: "Because you are not a good child, Dad has a lot of white hair."
Linus: ... (in doubt)
Linus: "So why are grandpa all white hair?"
Father:! @#$%<&*(...
(shooter who likes to think)
(Note: Schulz once set up Linus to be Libra, but the author thinks his character is more like Sagittarius.)
Linus' birthday 195x-10-05

 
Capricorn 22/12-19/1
One day, Schroeder went to the street with his mother; on the road, it suddenly rained.
Mom pulled Schroeder's little hand and said, "It's raining, run forward!"
Schroeder asked slowly: "There is no rain in front of you!?"
(Understand the reality that the lazy to change the Capricorn)
Schroeder's birthday 1954-01-18

 
Aquarius 20/1-18/2
Rerun asked her mother: "What do you call Mr. Sun Yat-sen "the ancestors"?"
Mom said: "Because the ‘anceders’ are the names of the dead.”
Rerun said: "Is the grandmother who died that is called "fresh milk"?"
(Natural alternative, brain thinking forever different from ordinary people)
(Note: Schulz once set Rerun to be Gemini, but the author thinks his character is more like Aquarius.)
Rerun's birthday 1972-05-23

 
Pisces 19/2-20/3
Dad told Lila about the things that often go hungry when he was a child.
After listening to it, Lila with tears in her eyes, asked very sympathetically: "Oh, Dad, did you come to our house because you didn't have food?"
(Pisces rich in compassion and regardless of the situation)
(Note: Schulz did not actually set Lila's constellation.)

 
So which constellation are you?